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Love,
Sune & Andreas
-Authors of skrot.tk

mandag 26. april 2010

The Russian president; In Norway! Jezuzh!






How interesting. Not. Why the heck is the Russian President in Norway? I have no clue. At all. Seriusly. It must be one of these "Look how well we and our friendship are!"-visits. The fact is that Norway and Russia has been arguing about the borders up north in 40 years now, and there is no solution nearby. Hip hurray. Well, its not that wierd, actually, when we see how Dmitrij Medvedev reacts to titties:




When that is said, our good king himself, does not look to bright:






lørdag 10. april 2010

So, a new beginning, ey?

Well, i promised myself that I wouldn't touch this blog for atleast a year. Now that we have entered april, 2010, I will continue my important work. I'm also looking for coop-bloggers, that can fill skrot.tk with important bullshit like how awsome I am, how fuck'd up stupid you crackwhores are, and so on.

So, if you got somthin' great cookin' up in those brains, feel free to email that shit to andreas@skrot.tk! Further on; have a good one.

Piss out,

#a

onsdag 4. mars 2009

Freddy & the Casuals, debut-album out now!

My band, Freddy & the Casual, just released our new album, "Definisjonen", check out some of the songs here or here.

Hip-Hop in Norwegian, with liveband. Well, calling it hip-hop is not a very discribing way to say it. It's fusion, realy! Hip-hop with blues, funk, latinorythms, stoner-rock, some progressive/acid-arts, jazz and more. Check it out!

Ofc, its a 6/6. Happy listning!

-Andreas

søndag 18. januar 2009

Aouu...

Oh, hard weekend, 'aith..!

Got nothing smart to say today, just wanna sleep and relax..

Fuck off.

torsdag 8. januar 2009

Israel vs. Hamas. Who's gonna loose this one?

Gaza and Palestinia are.
In Oslo, the capitol of Norway, streetfights are raging on in this very moment. A politician called forth a supportevent for Israel and their war against Hamas. On a scale from 1 to 10 thats 11 in stupidity. The last 4 days riots have ravaged Oslo, and today hell froze over when Siv Jensen managed to arrange this little event in front of the parliament of Norway.

Great police-forces are using violence and anger to stop the youth from expression their feelings and meanings, and of course they fight back. Of cource they do! No-one else are willing to fight for their cause, and their voice wont be heard in any other way. The media is an enemy in this case. It could work as it should; as a tool and voice of the people, but only when these methods are used will the norwegian media cover our cause.

So go out in the streets and give them your support! Numbers strengthen, and I'm atleast 2 or 3 myself. Take the power back! We live in democracy? Prove it!

No peace without freedom!

The wall must go, and the war must end. NOW!

Read more about the apartheidwall and the demonstration(s) at http://www.blitz.no/.

Fritt Palestina!

fredag 2. januar 2009

Happy new year!

Well guys and girls, thank you for a marbelous year! I could go on and on about how nice it have been, and all the lovely people out there, but to be honest I don't wanna wast time on that. So to all you scumbags out there; Keep sending mails and reviewsrequests! You always make my day with that.

Piss out

#a

mandag 22. desember 2008

Merry Christmas!

Jesus Cries(t)! What has happend to the real-deal about x-mas? Everyone are just running around and yelling somthing about food or gifts.. 03.00 this morning I were on th ER in Sandefjord, had intensive pain in my ears. Lying there, getting my veins filled with some morfin or somthing like that, I realised this; Stop rushing around, spoiling your kids and trying to overcook your mother-in-law at the kitchen, and get me somthing real fuckin' nice this year! I'm in pain! LOTS of PAIN! I got a AouAou in my ears. :-<